God:
My name is God. Really.
Me:
My name is Ross. Really.
God:
Hey Ross. For real.
Me:
For real?
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
A proposition is true if and only if it has a truthmaker. There is a truthmaker for 'Ross exists'. So I exist.
God:
Er. We have that much in common, Ross.
Me:
I have a lot in common with God?
God:
Where did you get it?
Can you make a stone so heavy you cannot lift it?
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
Stone.
God:
Do you have any Stone?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Far out.
Me:
Why is there evil?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
Dude, you're God!
God:
Yup. That's me alright. Dude,.
Me:
Why do I exist?
God:
The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.
Me:
Are you an idealist?
God:
Yes I am an idealist. How did you know?
Me:
Is everything immaterial?
God:
Only God knows for sure.
Me:
So tell me.
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
Is David Lewis with you?
God:
Signs point to yes.
Me:
I knew it!
God:
How did you know?
Me:
Because Lewis was great.
God:
Good reason. When was this exactly?
Me:
Atemporally.
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
You sound like Kant.
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
Gibberish.
1 comment:
Excellent!
I tried to talk to god, but he wouldn't respond to my computer.
I think this means I am in for a lot of pain in afterlife...
- Kris
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