A blog on the nature of things.
Created by the Centre for Metaphysics and Mind (CMM). Leeds, UK.
Don't dis! I've been preaching the evils of carrots for a lifetime - carrots are straight, so they weren't designed to be held by humans, so they weren't designed by God. Q.E.D. I hope this rises you from your vegetative slumbers - join me in the fight against carrots!
It's just that carrots were designed for bunnies, not humans. Carrots are the perfect shape for bunnies, hence God favours bunnies.
...I knew that the Easter bunny had to have some relevance to Easter!
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